[ HELLRAISER ] __ Vergil Sparda · Nelo Angelo shrine (Devil May Cry).

YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY! I JUST CAN'T SLEEP!

Okay. My love for Vergil... it did start off years ago, because ever since I played the first game, I always liked Nelo Angelo, I was young back then, and didn't take much notice of the games. My friends were fangirling about Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening this year, and I wanted to know what the fuss was all about. Apparently, two of the sexiest bitches ever were in this game, and I was showered with videos of Dante -- who I remember from those years of playing the first two games. A friend recommended the game to me, I thought I'd give it a go, see what all the damn fangirling was about.

I played the game, watched the opening in awe (wasn't showing any real interest in Vergil yet), but Dante wasn't enough to get me liking the series again. However, when Vergil makes his first proper appearence on top of Temen-Ni-gru his hotness was like being stood in the middle of a meteor shower... on repeat (I would say it hit me like a "ton of bricks", but that is nowhere near strong enough). He was too much for me to handle. He was too hot, and so was his attitude -- this bitch was on fire -- which is odd, he isn't the kind I usually go for. Before Vergil came along, I was into warriors with facial hair and much older than myself as well as Billy Coen of Resident Evil. HOWEVER. BEFORE VERGIL CAME ALONG, I WAS NEVER FANGIRLY. Of course, I did say "Aw, wow, man! Billy Coen is so sexy!" But with Vergil, it is "HOLY SHIT! HE IS SO SEXY! I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIEZ, WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS!! HE HAS NO SAY IN IT! I WILL KIDNAP HIM AND GAG HIM... YES. I HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT. [insert a long essay about his ass]! I WAS FANGIRLING THAT MUCH, I FORGOT TO BREATHE!" Type thing. I also do it offline -- I SWEAR. Vergil has driven me to insanity, and it will get worse...

Just everything about him is love. spiky hair, long coat... leather... blue eyes... and I SWEAR Vergil has the most perfect nose ever. IT IS PERFECT. I LOVE HIS NOSE.

Special Edition is like having mad sex. All that growling and him thrusting his weight around. I was actually pissed that Vergil didn't get covered in blood like Dante did. I know that when he pushes his hair back blood did flick out, but that wasn't enough. I wanted the bastard covered in it. I don't know why, but men covered in blood is sexy.

Then there is that voice... I have never liked a voice so much. Vergil has the type of voice that would make the simple discussion of a chair hot. You'd want him to talk for hours. I know it is a tad nerdy, but it is sex. Especially when he's angry. The angrier he is, the sexier he sounds. I even love his Devil Trigger voice. Especially when he says "This is the power of Sparda".

He has really piercing eyes, too. And in my opinion, they're better than Dante's. Infact, he does messy hair better than Dante.

I LIKE 'EM PASTY, TOO

Yes. Him with the SNOW white face, red eyes, purple suit -- that is hot. His legs drive me crazy, too. He just looks all cute and everything... in a weird way. Look! He even has a smirk on his face.

Nero Angelo

In the comic books, I thought Nelo Angelo was quite handsome. I'd still hit that.

hear my roar

I actually scare people with this, and a friend actually included it in the Vergil x Sarah pr0n they wrote me. Just think of this, I'll not say any more because of all the kids out there... but when he devil triggers, he gets stronger and faster... get the picture?

His voice is fucking awesome in Devil Trigger, too, infact, I like it more this way. Especially when he roars. Damn, I remember, I was fighting him, and he Devil triggered, and he roared -- I lost all concentration and he just pounded on Dante's head while I was fangirling. Yes. Dante did die.

This is the roar I'm talking about: Devil Trigger roar! Hottest thing I've ever heard...

You can also see his ass in Devil Trigger. Yes. I have even gawked at Devil Trigger Vergil.

You haven't seen anything. Visit my livejournal. That is my "hardcore" Vergil fangirling. In one post I made, it was a very long essay about his ass alone. When we had 4 days left till the release of Special Edition in Europe, I couldn't take it anymore. I was getting really cranky. Mum saw it was distressing me, want into town to do her shopping, but also made a trip to the small video game store, got her friend who owns it to let me have it early, and it worked. She came home, told me, and I was gone into town like a bullet. I've never run so fast. I got the game in my hands, and I nearly fainted. The guy at the store and mum thought I was on crack.

I was also mad that Vergil's ass or pen0r was not in view in the manga. I wanted to draw it in.

bitchez plz, hear my roar

I JUST WANT TO MARRY THIS BITCH. I KNOW HE'S NOT INTO THAT SHIT. I KNOW HE PROBABLY HATES ALL HUMANS. BUT I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. THE CLOSEST I HAVE GOT TO TOUCHING VERGIL IS THE ACTION FIGURE I HAVE! (... no. I haven't molested it. What do you think I am?!)

IF VERGIL WAS REAL, I'D TELL HIM I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT HE'S NOT HUMAN OR DEVIL. I LOVE HIM JUST THE WAY HE IS AND DON'T WANT HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS.

Was that called for?

*Clears throat* I'm calm. Uh, leave this page and enjoy the rest of the site. I am on crack. Ignore me. Pretend you never read this page.

Also, don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those fangirls like go all "VERGIL IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!". That is... sillier than how I am now. Look at it this way, ladies. We all have our personal copies of the game, meaning we each have a Vergil.

2D hawtness

Yep. You've seen him being a sexy badass in the games, now he's a 2D sexy badass in the manga! He is very pretty to look at in this thing. We get more messy haired action than we do with his spiky hair in Devil May Cry 3: Code 1: Dante. And we get that hair flick I find hot.

However, while reading the manga, all I could do was think of how well endowed Vergil was, especially reading this part towards the end:

Rabbit: I want to buy that amulet.
Dante: And I want a smaller dick. I guess we're both assed out, huh?

Have you got any idea what that did to my fangirl brain?! It nearly exploded. Sure, Vergil might have tiny pen0r, but dude, you have to remember that he isn't human and he's gonna be better built than a human man. And we all know that Dante isn't what you call modest now, huh?

He was also being bullied by thugs. He was being called a loser for pretending to be a samurai, they called him a fruit loop -- I was disgusted. Sure, Vergil can look after himself, but still. But they called him "Pretty boy" and I couldn't agree with them more. In the end, he cut them up and walked off. Casually.

And then there was the hair flick! Someone mistakes him for Dante (I think it was Enzo, but I'm too retarded, I'm a manga n00b and I didn't pay much attention to the pervert... urgh, I'm not one to talk, obviously!), he turns to him and flicks his hair, widly as it's raining...! *melts*

Also, I like how he is with that HO Alice. HAY LOL VERGIL!1 I'M NOT A PAINTED WHORE. I DRESS LIKE A SHIT BAG. TAP MINE.

WHUTEVER

I know Vergil thinks I'm a lol!buffoon, but I don't give a shit. And though it pains me to have to break it to you... HE'S NOT REAL. *Tear*